School Days
by p.panayides@ntlworld.com


Disclaimer:I don't own YGO. O......kay

Mai:Good morning ,well everyone this is it, the first day back at school are we all looking forword to it?

All:No!!!!!!!!

Mai:Good than brush your teeth shine your shoes and off you go to school(:School,I more better off at the mall.).

Anzu:Hurry up Yugi ! you'll be late and I can't face any more notes from Mr Kaiba have you got your dinner money well have you?

Yugi:(poem) Mum can I eat a cow pie? Desprite Dan can Can I wear a cloak and fly? Superman can Can I climb this high building in the dead of night with Fay Ray in my arms and swat aeroplanes from the stary sky? King Kong can Can I...take sandwiches ? The other kids can.

Anzu: No Yugi ! we've been through this a thousand times your not supposed to have them and your not going to make them are you?

Yugi : Mum please ? Joey has them and Mokuba.

Anzu: I don't care!

Scene:In school

Yugi: Hi Joey !

Joey : Hey Yug!

Yugi: How was your holiday?

Joey: Fine thanks

Yugi : You look well(Mokuba walks past them)hehe look at Mokuba he had a hair cut he looks like a headghog.

Joey : He should wear a hat.

Mokuba:(poem) I hate having my hair cut and when its done I hate being told about it by everyone.

'Oh you had a hair cut' they say 'Oh you should wear a hat' 'Oh you had a bearcut' and silly things like that.

I can stand having my haircut though I rather let it grow but what can't stand is being told by everyone as if I didn't know.

Yami: Oh good morning Mokuba.

Mokuba: Hello sir.

Yami :Hehehe.

Joey : Hi Mokuba.

Mokuba:Hi

Joey:You had your haircut?,its kind of short isn't it you look like a potato.

Mokuba:See what I mean.

Scene :Seto and Yugi

Seto : Thank you Mai,Why are you late Yugi?

Yugi: Well sir

Seto:Late for the first day of a school year this had better be good.

Yugi: Well sir

Seto :Yes

Yugi:(poem) While on the way to school learning my ABCs I was put in a sack sir and carried off to sea by a Russian sir so I had to swim back here. Is it alright to go out at playtime?

Seto : No its not alright !

(Bell rings)

Seto : Theres the bell for Registration now go!

Yugi:Yes sir

Scene:In the classroom

Yami: Settle down everyone

Tristan : Please sir Mokuba had a haircut.

Joey : Please sir Mokubas bold.

Yami :Thats enough I said settle down

Yugi enters

Yami: Your late Yugi.

Yugi : Sorry sir but there was this Russian.

Yami : Russian?

Yami :(poem) Not now Mokuba I've got register to do some dinner moneys missing and I've got a headache too. Well good morning everyone.

All : Good morning sir.

Yami : I'm your new teacher, you proberly know me already and I certanly know all of you now lets start regestration,see if I can get any names right.

Yami :(poem) Tristain Taylor

Tristain:Here sir

Yami: Rex Rapter

Rex : Here sir.

Yami: Wheel barrow

Rex : Rolling sir

Yami : Frank Bruno

Weevil: Coliflower ear sir.

Yami: The white rabbit.

Joey : Late sir.

Yami : Farther Christmas

Joey : Presant for you sir.

Yami: Billy the kid

Yugi: Infants sir

Yami: Tarzan

Joey comes in and back with Tarzan's clothes )

Joey: Aaaaaah! miss

Yami:Sleeping beauty

All:ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzz

All fall asleep

Bell rings

Yami: Aah were are we Yugi Moto

Yugi: Here sir.

Yami : Joey Wheeler

Joey: Here sir

Yami: Bakura Ryou

Bakura : Here sir

Yami :And finally Weevil buginstine (I made up the last name)

Weevil : Here sir.

Yami : Thank you Joey .....don't run stroll. Right Class B line up in a neat line behind each other its time for assembly and off we go quickly the bells already rung..........

The End